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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 16:39
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?
Still no good
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
No way
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...